Real Quotes from Real People
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"If I were a cannibal, I would put him in the refrigerator and eat him later."
- Priest after seeing a very cute and plump 14 month old baby boy at the Sheehy Scramble
Date: June 2, 2007
"That was a meat fart."
- Friend, after passing gass during a drive back from a Giants game.
Date: June 12, 2007
"She's taken a load or two from me and she doesn't even know it."
- Friend, regarding "B" movie star Shannon Tweed
"Anyone can hook up with a chick if you are good looking. I work on being fat so I have a challenge."
- Friend explaining the reason for his physical gifts.
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"How about those primordial dwarfs? Looks like someone threw them in the dryer while they were wet."
- Friend, discussing small people and possibly having sex with one.
Date: June 12, 2007
"I am through dating any woman under 27!"
- Friend, a revelation he had about dating younger women ... 23 to 27 years ... just for clarification, he is going on a date w/ a woman he thinks is 27 but yet hangs around 22 year olds.
Date: June 2, 2007
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